I felt like I was some sort of sequined soccer mom/ king of the road/ mother hen of the sexiest chicks a girl could ask for. It ended up being a sweet minivan, which made me strangely happy.
So the last we heard of our burlesqueteers, I was picking up my 4 gals and hitting the road to Knoxville! For the first time in my life, I rented a car. Knoxville - Girls Gone Wild - and putting things in perspective.